"how to make friends" by Mattie
Me: Hm lets check the big facebook
*1 new message*
Me: HOLY SHIT MAN GET OFF MY BACK
*responds with frank business-like statement that does not constitute a reply*
*10 seconds pass*
Me: BBY COME BACK I MISS U
You know what’s kind of beautiful?

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

arboresqu:

arboresqu’s name means: 1) To cry alone. 2) To go broke buying anime figures.

replace “anime figures” with “herbal teas” and ye basically

mattdoux’s name means: 1) Owns a large collection of shota. 2) Makes miracles occur!

uh I own a lot of Hanson CDs does that count

wasting my day on monies and skools

fuq da monies

fuq da skools

arboresqu:

in which a group of irresponsible little jerks with godlike powers brings about the end of the world

Okaaaay, so gooood. 

arboresqu:

in which a group of irresponsible little jerks with godlike powers brings about the end of the world

Okaaaay, so gooood. 

wweh wweeeeeehhhhhh I have a penpaaaaaaaaaaallllllll *rolls around on the floor 4 a while

motherjones:

Vibrators, douches, and pelvic massages: A brief history of dudes attempting to cure ladies of “hysteria.”

This was hilarious, and interesting, and mostly very sad. 

motherjones:

Vibrators, douches, and pelvic massages: A brief history of dudes attempting to cure ladies of “hysteria.”

This was hilarious, and interesting, and mostly very sad. 

saccharinesylph:

In this big world I’m lonely, for I am but small, Oh angels in heaven, don’t you care for me at all? You heard my heart breaking for it rang through the skies, So why don’t you sing me lullabies, Oh why don’t you sing me lullabies?
Lilly gets distracted from other things drawing Spider Queens and their Spider Princesses. Everyone should be well-aware of my for Vriska and Mindfang and Spiderlings in general.
Interestingly, I did another pose of it where they’re a bit further apart. But I decided it’s sweeter to have Vriska closer and catching up than being left behind.
SPIDERLING…FEELINGS…hnnghdflkg

ok really cute

saccharinesylph:

In this big world I’m lonely, for I am but small,
Oh angels in heaven, don’t you care for me at all?
You heard my heart breaking for it rang through the skies,
So why don’t you sing me lullabies,
Oh why don’t you sing me lullabies?

Lilly gets distracted from other things drawing Spider Queens and their Spider Princesses. Everyone should be well-aware of my for Vriska and Mindfang and Spiderlings in general.

Interestingly, I did another pose of it where they’re a bit further apart. But I decided it’s sweeter to have Vriska closer and catching up than being left behind.

SPIDERLING…FEELINGS…hnnghdflkg

ok really cute

people who need to come out of the closet

justjasper:

  • nobody unless they damn well want to now shut your mouth
hertenderribs:

WANT

ok genktown. i know that I am not The Full Sea but single pearl…antique gold and ornate embellishing… dat’s my kinda ring.

hertenderribs:

WANT

ok genktown. i know that I am not The Full Sea but single pearl…antique gold and ornate embellishing… dat’s my kinda ring.

victoriousvocabulary:

EPHEBOPHILE
[noun]
one who is sexually attracted to mid-to-late adolescents, generally between the ages of 15 to 19.

Uh. With minimal regards to my previous post…..dat word is cool, but what a curious picture to use…DAT DEATH and DAT BABE. 

victoriousvocabulary:

EPHEBOPHILE

[noun]

one who is sexually attracted to mid-to-late adolescents, generally between the ages of 15 to 19.

Uh. With minimal regards to my previous post…..dat word is cool, but what a curious picture to use…DAT DEATH and DAT BABE. 

genki maiden zachary hanson get on my blog

genki maiden zachary hanson get on my blog

yoyonaki:

I bring you Inventive Drawing goodies (again)

TA was okay :U

(I also had shading notes but will upload it later)

“who gives a dolphin flip through a big ring of shit “

Meena bby u so genki